if i was single, i’d fuck like 2 guys i’ve met on tumblr. 

i might just be horny and drunk tho.

is it weird that my man flirting with another bitch turns me on and irritates me at the same time?

so i didn’t get that job, but she wants to keep my resume on file for after the holidays, because the designer wants people with more experience for the upcoming holiday season. i can fuck with that. the girl i interviewed with was actually hella positive about wanting to hire me later and hopes i’m still available. 

eh.. better news than none at all, so i’m good with it.